Cricket Really Is A Bad Girl!

"They try to make Cricket go to rehab, she say no, no, no."

Momma has been singing that to me all day! She took that "What celebrity is your cat quiz" and guess what? I'm Amy Winehouse! So, I decided to live up to my celebrity twin and trashed the living room like a Rockstar while Momma was in the shower. She thought she heard a thud and when she opened the bathroom door, she peeked out and called, "Cricket!" I ran like a thundering herd through the house and she knew something was up.

When she came out she saw that I had scattered the Girl Who Ignores Me Most Of The Time's school papers all over the floor and dragged the Snuggle In Blankets off of the sofa. I, of course by then was resting prettily , waiting for her. Oh, but here is the best Rockstar thing I did. Momma found a small puddle in the parlor that she had just cleaned and aired out a few days ago. She had to get her special cleaner out for it.
My attorney says that as long as Momma doesn't see me do it there is no proof that I did.
Do you think I should get a tattoo?
In case anyone is wondering, Billie was Angelina Jolie, (ha ha ha Yea, right) and Cody was Simon Cowell. He does like to antagonize me when he's bored, like Simon does to Paula. Momma says Cody is too sweet to be Simon.
Whatever...!
Now, I need another nap. I am under house arrest, which really doesn't mean anything because I'm a house cat, but, I still have to behave for a while. I guess that means I better not score any Nip for a few days.
Do something naughty kitties, it really is fun!