Saturday, March 22, 2008
Cricket's Side Of The Story
No, this is not my mugshot! Hmmph! I have been implicated in giving Cody a boo boo that resulted in green goo coming out of his head.
These are my excuses:
I was only playing.
I forgot to retract my claws.
His head was in the way.
He started it.
He told me my butt was big.
He ate my Temptations.
I was under the influence of Nip.
Now, I ask you; Are these not all completely valid reasons for a kitty to take a swipe at another kitty? Fortunately, Cody has forgiven me. He is even making his trilling noise, which means he is looking for me and wants to play.
Mama told me that I better not ever give him or Billie another boo boo ever again. She can handle my peeing with her magic pee cleaning solution and she can tolerate shredded magazines, but boo boos are dangerous. As it is I am under Close Supervision when Cody and I play. Momma calls it Probation. Not that I would ever get in serious trouble. I'm too cute and Momma loves me. I'm her Naughty Noodle. I have moved passed this. Cody just has a tiny scab and I'm still snuggling with Momma at night.
I have something important to focus on now. Rumor has it that a giant bunny will be visiting us tonight! I will be waiting... I have heard that the ears are the best place to start with the bitey. Wish me luck! (I hope I won't violate my probation when I go bunny hunting.)