Cricket Is Watching You

Hello. It's me Cricket, taking over again. Momma says I should let Billie and Cody blog too, but they are always napping and personally I don't think they are smart enough. Do you see those tiny little green things in the dirt? It's baby Nip! Momma planted the seeds late last week and they are sprouting already. She put them by the West window because the sun lingers there longer in the afternoon now. She is very in tune with the changes of the seasons. I think that is rather catlike of her. Now, I like to imbibe in the Nip once in a while, but I am not a big fat Nip Head like Billie and Cody! Those two are shameful. Momma better hide that nip when it gets bigger, because those two will graze like cows and there will be nothing left. I will just have to sit here on my sofa perch and stand guard over it. and, don't think I won't "tattle tail" on those two if I catch them. I am a very good watch cat by the way. Remember that spider I alerted Momma to? Well, this morning I saw the neighbor's giant dog in our yard! My pupils dilated and my fur on my back stood up. I ran to the windows and crouched low to keep an eye on her. Momma assured me that we were safe, but I watched her until she left. I swear, my work is never done. I hardly have time to be naughty any more! I haven't chased Billie out of the litter box in days and I only scratched the furniture twice this week. I'm losing my edge. Don't worry though, I'll find something naughty to do. I can't help it, it's in my nature! Now, I'm off to nap and scheme... Remember, do something naughty, it's fun!